Tips on How to Keep Germs Out  

By: Emma Daniels

     It is that time of the year where everyone on planet Earth is getting sick. Whether it be a cold, the Flu, Pneumonia, Bronchitis, or Ebola. No one wants to get sick and feel like bologna, so here are some tips on how not get sick and how keep others from getting sick.

  • So, the first tip you think would be pretty darn obvious to most people, it is to WASH YOUR HANDS. Wash your hands after you go to the restroom, before and after going to the store, before you eat, literally wash your hands while you’re asleep at night.
  • Cough into the inside of your elbow or onto a handkerchief/napkin. Don’t cough into your hand or just towards the ground, cough in your elbow or a napkin, then hand sanitize afterwards, ya’ nasty.
  • Make sure your facilities and everything else in your store or restaurant is cleaned periodically, especially right now because everybody be getting sick. There is nothing worse than other people’s germs all up in other people’s business, because people were too lazy to clean.
  • Keep your nasty hands to yourself. If you are sick and you just go hugging anyone and everyone, then that is going to spread more than the flu. You’re going to go spreading cooties ok? Ok. Don’t do it.
  • Always have tissues. If you have a runny nose and it is dripping gross slimy goop all the time and all you do is wipe it on your sleeve, that is only to spread your nasty snot germs everywhere you go and onto everything you touch. Blow your nose, but not with your sleeve!
  • Get vaccinated. Get all the shots you need to fight of the sickness monster or if your sickness is really bad, the reaper.
  • Stay home. If you are sick don’t come to school, like are you stupid?! If you come to school it will spread your disease, school isn’t that exciting, and school isn’t even that important these days, we all might as well start a YouTube channel and become famous.
  • Last, but not least. WASH YOUR HANDS! That’s right we’re hitting it again, because nobody understands how to wash their hands! Too many people think it’s okay to not wash their hands after going to the bathroom or after coughing into their hands. Come on put some soap on those nasty hands and scrub them till their raw. Being sick is like being put in the washing machine. It makes you dizzy and in pain.


Posted by scomegys On 25 January, 2018 at 7:12 AM