Tips on how to Not be a Total Failure  

By: Emma Daniels      

     There is one point in everyone’s lives where they think that they’re failing at life and that there is no way to fix it. Here are some tips on how you can be more successful and less of a failure.

  • So, if you’re ever asked to sing the star spangled banner, please sing it how it was written, don’t sing it like Fergie because that would be the ultimate fail.
  • When a test is coming up, it would be best to study if you want to succeed, but if you want to continue to let your whole family down, continue to not study.
  • For you ladies out there learning how to figure out your foundation shade, always check to make sure that the foundation doesn’t oxidize into the color orange before purchasing and most importantly, wearing. Let it dry on your hand or wherever, so you don’t look like a pumpkin.
  • Don’t do drugs.
  • Don’t become an alcoholic.
  • Don’t pour the milk in before the cereal.
  • After high school, don’t just decide that doing nothing is okay, because your parents have your back. Wrong, get a job and move out. If you don’t, you will be having a wedding reception in your backyard with the person you met walking on the side of the highway.
  • Put effort into everything, except sleep, you don’t need any effort to dream about sugarplums and what food you’re going to eat the next day.
  • Lastly, live like there’s no tomorrow, but hopefully there will be lol.


Posted by scomegys On 26 February, 2018 at 10:26 AM